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STORY OF THE CREATION OF DOGS
On the first day of creation, God
created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to
serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the
animals of the earth
(especially the horse) to serve as potential food for
the dog.
On the fourth day, God created honest
toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
On the fifth day, God created the tennis
ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep
the dog healthy and the man
broke.
On the seventh day, God tried to rest,
but He had to walk the dog.
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